Autotheist

Dear God up in heaven
Are you glad I learned my lesson?
I'm not making any promises
That it'll end any time soon

And dear God up in heaven
How do I fucking get in?
You tried to make me scared of hell
But I'm living there, I'm living there

And if I was God, I'd kill the people who believe in me
And if I was God, I'd make everybody bow to me
And who says that I'm not a God?
I am God to me
And if I was God, I'd make you all believe in me

Dear God up in heaven
You saved my soul, held me for ransom
You said my life was yours, and I tried so fucking hard

And dear God up in heaven
Who do you really let in?
I pray that it's not me
I'd rather die than be with you

And if I was God, I'd kill the people who believe in me
And if I was God, I'd make everybody bow to me
And who says that I'm not a God?
I am God to me
And if I was God, I'd make you all believe in me
You are not my God
You sent all of these people after me

You are not my God
You kept me from feeling anything
And who says you're a God at all?
God is only me
And when I become God, I promise you'll believe in me