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Flipping through the
channels
Ass is growing numb
Celebrity exploitation
Pills to make my cock big
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Pills to make me smile
Tech school for dropouts
and phone sex

The things I see on T.V.
They won't get to me
I'm happy with my dick

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Doctor fucking Phil
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