P.U.! (Stinky Swamp Song)

There's something in the air and it doesn't smell so good
I wish I didn't have a nose
I'd remove it if I could!

You're not kidding
It smells real bad
It's a really awful smell
This swamp is super-stinky

And I don’t feel so well

But we gotta get this message through and to the other side!
There's only one thing we can do hold your nose and say PU!

PU! Look out! PU! Watch out! PU! Better jump! PU! Sure is stinky!

I've never smelled a smell like this
It's like a hot dog rotting in the bun!
Or like the smell egg salad makes when it's left out in the blazing Sun!
Don't let the bubbles get you or you'll be stinky too
And nobody that you know will wanna be friends with you

PU! Look out! PU! Watch out! PU! Better jump! PU! Sure is stinky!

It smells like garbage
Like dirty diapers
Like moldy cheese
Like mushy peas!
Like dirty socks
On monster feet!
Or sixty-seven-day-old meat!

PU! Look out! PU! Watch out! PU! Better jump! PU! Sure is stinky! PU!