El Cojongo

The Cheater

El Cojongo

Grab your woman onceCoge tu mujer de una vez
If you got involved, respondSi te metiste de arrecho responde
Grab your woman onceCoge tu mujer de una vez
If you got involved, respondSi te metiste de arrecho responde
(The Conga came)(Se vino la Conga)

Every day visiting my girlfriendTodos los días visitando a mi novia
Every day, night and dayTodos los días de noche y de día
But just little kissesPero besitos solamente no
Neither she nor I wantedNo quería ni ella ni yo
A walk around herePaseo por acá
And just little giftsY regalitos nada más
And one night we supposedly went to bedY una noche nos fuimos dizque a acostar
(We supposedly went to bed)(Nos fuimos dizque a acostar)
(We supposedly went to bed)(Nos fuimos dizque a acostar)

What I didn't expect happenedPaso lo que no esperaba
My girlfriend got pregnantMi novia quedo embarazada
And I was scared, tremblingY yo asustado temblaba
I went to tell my momSalí a contarle a mi mamá
She, with her traditionElla con su tradición
Didn't accept that terrible situationNo aceptaba esa terrible situación
A painful thing entered my whole soulCosa dolorosa entro toda mi alma
When she said something with her sweet voiceCuando algo dijo con su dulce voz
He who looks for trouble finds it on his ownEl que busca su cojongo solito se lo monta al hombro
He who looks for trouble finds it on his ownEl que busca su cojongo solito se lo monta al hombro

She sent me to get marriedMe Mando a que me casara
She told me to workMe dijo que trabajara
That she wouldn't give me a single pennyQue un solo peso no me iba a regalar
So I could take responsibilityPara que cogiera responsabilidad
He who looks for trouble finds it on his ownEl que busca su cojongo solito se lo monta al hombro
He who stirs up the hornet's nest oh oh ohEl que alborota el avispero oh oh oh

The Conga cameSe vino la conga
The ruckusEl ruque raque

On his own he carries it on his shoulderSolito se lo monta al hombro
(On his own, on his own)(Solito, solito)
On his own he carries it on his shoulderSolito se lo monta al hombro
(Alone, on his own)(Solo, solito)
On his own, on his own, on his own he carries it on his shoulderSolito, solito, solito se lo monta al hombro

Grab your woman onceCoge tu mujer de una vez
If you got involved, respondSi te metiste de arrecho responde
Grab your woman onceCoge tu mujer de una vez
If you got involved, respondSi te metiste de arrecho responde

Her belly tightened up, respond!Se le templo la barriga ¡responde!
By God, look at it!Por pata e perro ¡ay velo vee!
Oh! Looking for shelter at mom'sAy! Buscando cobija donde la mamá
Knowing she has to workSabiendo que tiene que trabajar
Thinking about diapersAnda pensado en lo pañales
About milk and clothesEn la leche y en la ropa
And whether they're twins or tripletsY si son mellos o son trillizos
From the heart, I congratulate youDe corazón te felicito

Zongo zorongoZongo zorongo
Trouble zongo zorongoCojongo zongo zorongo
(Oh my, look at it!)(¡Ay velo ve!)
Zongo zorongoZongo zorongo
Trouble zongo zorongoCojongo zongo zorongo
(Magnificent, see for yourself)(Maunifica vea usted)
Zongo zonrongoZongo zonrongo
Trouble zongo zorongoCojongo zongo zorongo
Zongo zonrongoZongo zonrongo
Trouble zongo zorongoCojongo zongo zorongo
On his own he carries it on his shoulderSolito se lo monta al hombro
On his own, on his own he carries it on his shoulderSolito, solito se lo monta al hombro

Grab your woman onceCoge tu mujer de una vez
If you got involved (respond!)Si te metiste de arrecho (¡responde!)
Grab your woman onceCoge tu mujer de una vez
If you got involved (respond!)Si te metiste de arrecho (¡responde!)

Her belly tightened up (respond!)Se le templo la barriga (¡responde!)
By God, look at it!Por pata e perro (¡ay velo ve!)
Looking for shelter at mom'sBuscando cobija donde la mamá
Knowing she has to workSabiendo que tiene que trabajar
Thinking about diapersAnda pensando en los pañales
About milk and clothesEn la leche y en la ropa
And whether they're twins or triplets, from the heart, I congratulate youY si son mellos o son trillizos de corazón te felicito
Zongo zorongoZongo zorongo
Trouble zongo zorongo (Oh my, look at it!)Cojongo zongo zorongo (¡ay velo ve!)
Zongo zorongo (grab, grab your woman)Zongo zorongo (coge, coge tu mujer)
Trouble zongo zorongoCojongo zongo zorongo

Let the anger dance like they do (oh)Que la arrechera como bailen (ay)
How did the anger come about (oh)Que como fue que la arrechera (ay)
Let the anger dance like they do (oh)Que la arrechera como bailen (ay)
How did the anger come about (oh)Que como fue que la arrechera (ay)

Grab your womanCoge tu mujer
Grab your womanCoge tu mujer
Grab your woman (grab her, grab her, grab her)Coge tu mujer (cógela, cógela, cógela)
Grab your woman (grab her then)Coge tu mujer (cógela pues)
Grab your woman (so you learn your lesson)Coge tu mujer (pa que cojas escarmiento)
Grab your woman (this boy)Coge tu mujer (este muchacho)
Grab your woman (then go find your woman)Coge tu mujer (entonces busca tu mujer)
Grab your woman (grab her, grab her then)Coge tu mujer (cógela, cógela pues)

The Conga cameSe vino la conga