Las Nachas

The Buttocks

Las Nachas

He arrived from the north, Candelario, straight from Hollywood,Llego del norte candelario, directo desde holiwod,
he was dying to cuddle his wife Cuca,venia que se moria de ganas de apapachar a cuca su
on the way to the town Candelario met his buddy,mujer, camino al pueblo candelario a su compadre se encontró,
he told his friend that Cuca rents her buttocks to live,le dijo compa que su cuca las nachas renta pa vivir,

Like a wild beast, Candelario went straight to his shack,Como una fiera candelario se fue directo a su jacal,
inside he found two guys, asking Cuca fervently,a dentro se encontró dos tipos, pidiéndole a cuca con
how much for the buttocks, Mrs. Cuca,fervor, cuanto por las nachas doña cuca,
I would like to enjoy them a little,yo quisiera disfrutarlas un poquito,
how much for the buttocks, Mrs. Cuca,cuanto por las nachas doña cuca,

I wish they were mine for a little while,Yo quisiera fueran mias por un ratito,
how much for the buttocks, Mrs. Cuca,cuanto por las nachas doña cuca,
I want them and I don't ask for a discount,yo las quiero y no le pido un descuentito,
how much for the buttocks, Mrs. Cuca,cuanto por las nachas doña cuca,
I mount them, soak them, bathe them, dry them,yo las monto las remojo se las baño se las seco las
perfume them, leave them as they are.perfumo se las dejo como están.

Candelario was leaving, crying for his disappointment,Ya se largaba candelario, llorando por su desepcion,
but Cuca intervened asking to clarify the situation,pero la cuca se interpuso pidiendo aclarar la situación,
don't be so rough, Candelario, there's no need to doubt me,no seas ten bruto candelario, no hay por que dudar de mi,
these buttocks are these two donkeys, that I have for rent to live,las nachas son estas dos burras, que tengo en renta pa vivir,
Candelario's color returned, his tears turned into laughter,volvió al color a candelario, su llanto en risa se volvió,

And his desire was so strong, that he also asked Cuca,Y era tanto su corgorio, que también a cuca le pidió,
how much for the buttocks, Mrs. Cuca,cuanto por las nachas doña cuca,
I would like to enjoy them a little,yo quisiera disfrutarlas un poquito,
how much for the buttocks, Mrs. Cuca,cuanto por las nachas doña cuca,

I wish they were mine for a little while,Yo quisiera fueran mias por un ratito,
how much for the buttocks, Mrs. Cuca,cuanto por las nachas doña cuca,
I want them and I don't ask for a discount,yo las quiero y no le pido un descuentito,
how much for the buttocks, Mrs. Cuca,cuanto por las nachas doña cuca,
I mount them, soak them, bathe them, dry them,yo las monto las remojo se las baño se las seco las
perfume them, leave them as they are.perfumo se las dejo como están.