Life Is Hard On The Road

Cocaine driven shouts
Hot tub wrestling bouts
4 O'clock til final flight
Late night Denny's shouting fights
Talk with chicks in bathroom stalls
Missing all those girlfriend calls
Tax collectors on your tail
Mud sells
Use for bail

Live!
Love!
Die!
Rock!
Life is hard on the road
The road is strong
The road is long
Life is hard on your own
So I'm out here with my best when it (...)

Getting slapped with DUIs
Followed by eight hour drives
Pennsylvania Idaho
Blacking out in Fargo
Motel coffee
Jerk-off rooms
Locker rooms of blood and doom
STDs
No more weed
We've got so much more to see

Rock!
Stars!
Small!
Bars!
Life is hard on the road
The road is strong
The road is long
Life is hard on your own
So I'm out here with my best when it (...)

Two rooms
Fourteen beds
Glen Fant strikes out again
Alex falls asleep with beer
Rod Van Stoli sheds a tear
Allentown (...)'s in jail
(...)

Life is hard on the road
The road is strong
The road is long
Life is hard on your own
So I'm out here with my best when it (...)

Life is hard on the road
The road is strong
The road is long
Life is hard on your own
So I'm out here with my best when it (...)