I've Got A Teacher, She's So Mean

Tengo una maestra, es tan mala

I've Got A Teacher, She's So Mean

Tengo una maestra, es tan mala,I've got a teacher, she's so mean,
Nunca se ríe, siempre grita,She never laughs, she always screams,
Dice: 'Presta atención y haz lo que dije',She says, "Pay attention and do what I said,"
Pero si me preguntas, está loca de remate.But if you ask me, she's crazy in the head.
Me pone nervioso, me hace retorcer,She makes me nervous, she makes me squirm,
Dice: 'Todos los maestros deben ser firmes'.She says, "All teachers must be firm."

Siempre me llama cuando no levanto la mano,She always calls on me when I don't raise my hand,
Así que le respondo de formas que no puede entender.So I answer her in ways that she can't understand.
Dice: '¿Cuál es la respuesta al número dos?',She says, "What is the answer to number two?"
Yo digo: 'Ock nock ditty wok, dickie pickie poo'.I say, "Ock nock ditty wok, dickie pickie poo."
Dice: 'No seas gracioso, más te vale acertar',She says, "Don't be funny, you'd better get it right."
Yo digo: 'Shimmie, Gimmie Galla Gillie, tacky ticky tite'.I say, "Shimmie, Gimmie Galla Gillie, tacky ticky tite."

Nunca nos deja reír, nunca nos deja sonreír,She never lets us laugh, she never lets us smile,
'Borra esa sonrisa de tu cara, te estás comportando como un niño'."Wipe that grin off your face, you're acting just like a child."
Es 'trabaja, trabaja, trabaja, hoy no hay tareas tarde',It's, "work, work, work--no late papers today."
Está cansada de excusas y nos grita todo el día.She's tired of excuses and yells at us all day.
No le gustan los niños, no le gustan los chicos,She doesn't like children, she doesn't like kids,
Solo le gustan las reglas y sabes que nunca me gustaron.Likes only regulations and you know I never did.

Nunca la veo riendo, es tan estricta,I never see her laughing, she's so strict,
Nunca me cree cuando digo que me siento mal.She never believes me when I say I'm feeling sick.
No le parece gracioso cuando me caigo de la silla,She doesn't think it's funny when I fall off my chair,
Y todos saben que es realmente injusta.And everybody knows that she's really unfair.
No puede entenderme y la tengo ganada;She can't understand me and I've got it made;
Pero sé que realmente me quiere porque todavía estoy en primer gradoBut I know she really loves me 'cause I'm still in first grade