More Than Survive

More Than Survive

[Jeremy]
C-c-c-c'mon, c-c-c-c'mon, go, go
C-c-c-c'mon, c-c-c-c'mon, go, go

I'm waiting for my porno to load
My brain is gonna freaking explode
And now, of course, it's time to hit the road
Which means I'll be uncomfortable all day
But that really isn't such a change
If I'm not feeling weird or super strange
My life would be in utter disarray
'Cause freaking out is my okay
Good morning, time to start the day

C-c-c-c'mon, c-c-c-c'mon, go, go
C-c-c-c'mon, c-c-c-c'mon, go, go

Dad!
Haven't you heard of pants?

[Mister Heere]
We're all men in this house
Pretend we're in the army

[Jeremy]
But you're driving me to school

[Mister Heere]
Oh, yeah, I know I promised, buddy, I'm just
I'm not sure if I'll ever go outside today
You understand?

[Jeremy]
Yeah, sure, just
When I get home, please, have pants on, okay?

[Mister Heere]
Ten-hut!

[Jeremy]
Do I take a bus or walk instead?
I feel my stomach filling up with dread
When I get nervous, my whole face goes red
Dude, weigh the options calmly and be still
A junior on the bus is killer weak
But if I walk, when I arrive, I'm gonna straight up reek
And my boxers will be bunchy and my pits will leak
Ugh, God, I wish I had the skill
To just be fine and cool and chill

I don't wanna be a hero
Just wanna stay in the line
I'll never be a Rob DeNiro
For me, Joe Pesci is fine
So I follow my own rules and I use them as my tools
To stay alive
I don't wanna be special, no, no
I just wanna survive

[Jeremy and company]
C-c-c-c'mon, c-c-c-c'mon, go, go
C-c-c-c'mon, c-c-c-c'mon, go, go

[Jeremy]
Girls!
Woah!

[Jake]
Oh, Chloe, I, I just think we should see other people

[Chloe]
Oh, my God, I feel the exact same way

[Jake]
Hah, cool! Shit!

[Brooke]
You are so mature

[Chloe]
Brooke!

[Brooke]
I mean, I hate him

[Chloe]
What are you staring at?

[Rich]
Woah, don't touch me, tall ass

[Jeremy]
Sorry, I was just trying to get to my locker

[Rich]
You wash this off
You're dead!

[Jeremy]
I navigate the dangerous hall
Focus on a poster there on the wall
Avoiding any eye contact at all
And trying hard to remain unseen
The poster's closer now, what does it say?
Oh, it's a sign-up for the after-school play
It's a sign-up sheet for getting called gay
And that's not what I need right now, end scene
I hang a left and there's

Christine
Christine
Christine
Christine Canigula, Christine

[Christine]
Excuse me?

[Jeremy]
Yeah?

[Christine]
I think someone wrote BOYF on your backpack

[Jeremy]
I
Uh

Well, that was smooth, yeah, that was super pimp
My Mac Daddy game couldn't be more limp
No time to wallow, no, instead
Just clear your brain and move ahead
Accept that you're one of those guys
Who'll be a virgin till he dies

I don't wanna be a baller
Just want some skills to count on
If my nuts were any smaller
They would be totally gone
If I continue at this rate, the only thing I'll ever date
Is my MacBook Pro hard drive
I don't wanna be Clooney, no, no, I just wanna survive

[Jenna]
Chloe, Chloe, I heard about you and Jake

[Chloe]
Not now, Jenna

[Jenna]
And I saw him flirting with Madeleine

[Chloe]
I have to see this!

[Jeremy]
Michael!

[Michael]
Jeremy, my buddy, how's it hanging? Lunch is banging
Had my sushi, got my slushie and more
The roll was negimaki and I'm feeling kinda cocky
'Cause the girl at Sev'-Elev' gave me a generous pour

[Jeremy]
You're listening to Bob Marley again, aren't you?

[Michael]
Oh, I'm listening to Marley and the groove is hella gnarly
And we're almost at the end of the song
Yeah, that was the end, now tell me, friend, how was class?
You look like ass, what's wrong?

[Jeremy]
BOYF? What does that even mean?

[Michael]
My mothers would be thrilled

[Jeremy]
I hate this school

[Michael]
It's all good, hey, I saw on Discovery
That humanity has stopped evolving

[Jeremy]
That's good?

[Michael]
Evolution's Survival of the Fittest, right?
But now, because of technology
You don't have to be strong to survive
Which means there's never been a better time in History to be a loser, ha

[Jeremy]
Thanks?

[Michael]
So own it! Why try to be cool when you can be—

[Jeremy]
Signing up for the play!

[Michael]
I was gonna say getting stoned in my basement, but

[Jeremy]
No, I mean, look who's signing up for the play

Christine

[Michael]
Christine

[Jeremy and Michael]
Christine
Christine Canigula, Christine
Christine
Christine

[Jeremy, Michael and company]
Christine Canigula
Christine Canigula

[Jeremy]
(Ooh-ah) I feel my body moving through the air
(Ooh-ah) see my Converse walking over there
(Ooh-ah) take a shaky breath and I prepare
(Ooh) who cares if people think I'm lame?
(Ooh) Christine signed, I'll do the same
(Ah-ah) I grab the pen, I write my name

[Rich]
Gay!

[Chloe]
I like gay people

[Jeremy]
I'm never gonna be the cool guy
I'm more the one who's left out
Of all the characters at school
I am not the one who the stories about
Why can't someone just help me out
And teach me how to thrive?

[Jeremy and company]
Help me to more than survive
Ah, ah-ah-ah-ah, ah-ah
More than survive
Na, na-na-na-na, na-na
More than survive
Na, na-na-na-na, na-na

[Jeremy]
If this was an apocalypse, I would not need any tips
In how to stay alive
But since the zombie army's yet to descend and the period is going to end
I'm just trying my best to pass the test and

[Jeremy and company]
Survive (c-c-c-c'mon, c-c-c-c'mon, go, go)
Survive (c-c-c-c'mon, c-c-c-c'mon, go, go)
(C-c-c-c'mon, c-c-c-c'mon, go, go) go, go
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!