The Private Life Of Bill And Sue

The private life of Bill and Sue
Can you dig what I'm teeling you
No one knows just why we care
We see their faces everywhere
The strangest story you ever knew
The private life of Bill and Sue

California to Mexico
Everybody's just gotta know
Dallas Texas to Monterey
Wasting time on a sunny day
Santa Barbara to Jersey Shore
At the line in the grocery store
Everybody who ever knew
The private life of Bill and Sue

The private life of Bill and Sue
The world is wondering what they do
The watch them on our TV screen
Their lives are like a movie scene
The strangest story you ever knew
The private life of Bill and Sue

California to Mexico
Everybody's just gotta know
Dallas Texas to Monterey
Wasting time on a sunny day
Santa Barbara to Jersey Shore
At the line in the grocery store
Everybody who ever knew
The private life of Bill and Sue

Sometimes life can be so strange
Maybe we're just looking for a change

California to Mexico
Everybody's just gotta know
Dallas Texas to Monterey
Wasting time on a sunny day
Santa Barbara to Jersey Shore
At the line in the grocery store
Everybody who ever knew
The private life of Bill and Sue

(Radio Reporter)
Bill and Sue
Stars of the once popular reality show
The private life of Bill and Sue
Were reported lost at sea today
Along with their camera crew
While filming an episode on vacation in Catalina Island
Skeptics speculate that the once popular duo
Whose ratings have been tumbling since leaving the network
Actually faked their demise