Yo Nunca Vi Television

I Never Watched Television

I never watched television because it's very boring
I preferred to study and even read
but my father, who is crazy and sells TVs
sold me a television for my birthday.

And I discovered a new and easy world
that was on the television,
I don't need friends to love me
it's the screen that fulfills that function.

After a while, I gained weight and looked ugly
doing exercise only with my finger on the remote
I didn't shower and ate junk food
until one day the TV exploded.

And I discovered a very complex world
that was in my imagination,
I resold the TV to my dad, now I'm happy and believe in love.

lalalalalala, lalalalalala lala!!

tanganiquiquiquiqui, tanganananananana tangananica

I pipipipipi, I nonononono I opine
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And I discovered a very complex world
that was in my imagination,
I resold the TV to my dad, now I'm happy and believe in love...