Yvonne Calling

Sweet Yvonne I loved her at first sight
I asked her to come by for a cocktail tonight
She told me she'd rather do that than anything
So I sat here in my easy chair waitin' for the doorbell to ring

(Yvonne calling)
Golly she's here already
(Yvonne calling)
I'll just open up this door and let Yvonne in
Come right over here and have a soft I mean a seat on the sofa Yvonne

In no time Yvonne was a kissin' on me
And my dreams became reality
But my dreams were shattered before the night was through
When she said Ben it sure has been a pleasure doin' business with you
It's been a business doin' pleasure with you too

(Yvonne calling)
Get off of that doorbell
(Yvonne calling)
This come as a big surprise to me
I hear my Yvonne callin' my name
(Ben) get away from there Yvonne
(Ben let me in) I'm not gonna let you in no more
Well what do you mean you don't give green stamps
One of these days Yvonne I'm not gonna let you back in
(Come on Ben)
I'm must gonna tell you to go out and paddle your peyro down the bayou
(Let me in Ben)
Yeah that's what I'm gonna tell you I might paddle it for you