Intro Skit

The wolf and the blade
It's an old story about how about, um, Natives would put a, uh, a blade into the ice
And the wolf would come and he would lick the blade
Right? They would put blood on the blade, he would lick the blade
He would cut his tongue and continue to lick the blade until he bled to death
But he though he was eatin' something, he was lickin' the blood
Do you blame the wolf for tryin' to eat?
Or do you blame the person that put the knife in the ice?