Big Bad Barbie Doll

Well she's 6 foot 2 and her eyes are blue
And you ain't got a chance if she looks at you
There's nowhere to hide, nowhere to run
You won't have nothin' when she gets done
She'll lift you up just to watch you fall
She's a big bad Barbie doll

Big bad Barbie doll
Big bad Barbie doll
Big bad Barbie doll
She's a big bad Barbie doll
She's got no heart, and she's got no soul
And the color of her love is black as coal

I had a girl and her name was Sue
She hurt me so bad, made my heart turn blue
She took all my love, she took all my money
I guess I could laugh, but it ain't that funny
Nothing I could do about it after all
She was just another big bad Barbie doll

Big bad Barbie doll
She's a big bad Barbie doll
She's a big bad Barbie doll
She's a big bad Barbie doll
She'll break your legs just to watch you crawl
And her heart's as hard as a bowling ball

Well, B-I-G B-A-D B-A-R-B-I-E D-O double L
Yeah, B-I-G B-A-D B-A-R-B-I-E D-O double L
Well, B-I-G B-A-D B-A-R-B-I-E mutant from Mattel

Well I shoulda paid attention
When my mama tried to mention,
"Son, you're gonna have a heart attack
And never get your money back
That long-leggy, hip-shaky, mega-busty, super-lusty,
Evil devil femme fatale emasculatin' woman's
Got you lookin' like a fool
Ridin' naked on a bull
If you wanna ride the rodeo,
Why don't you go to Idaho?"

Big bad Barbie doll
She's a big bad Barbie doll
She's a big bad Barbie doll
She's a big bad Barbie doll
She's got no heart and she's got no soul
And the color of her love is black as coal

Big bad Barbie doll
She's a big bad Barbie doll
She's a big bad Barbie doll
She's a big bad Barbie doll
She'll lift you up just to watch you fall
Look out, she's a big bad Barbie doll