Rits

Zipper

Rits

My pants are way too tight, I can't get them offMun broek zit veul te strak, ik krijg 'em nie oit
They're way too fast, with that red zipperHai staat wel erg snel, mee die rooie roit
I saw them hanging in a thrift shopIk zaag 'em legge in 'n winkeltje in tweedhands goed
The lady said, "Try them on, they should fit you just fine"De juffrouw zee: "Past-em es aan, hai staot jou vast wel goed"
After an hour of struggling, I finally got inNoa 'n uurken stoeien zaat iker er aindelijk in
The salesgirl asked, "Is it to your liking?"De verkoopster vroeg: "Is-ie noar oewe zin"
I said, "Well, I look good, but I’mIk zee: "Nou maok ik wel de blits, alleen heb
Having trouble with this zipper"Ik nou problemen mee die rits"

In the disco, I filled my own vibeDin de disco vuulde ik m'n aige niet kits
She was just sitting there looking pretty, to those plastic disco hitsZe zate daar alleen mar mooi te zain, bai die plastic disco hits
So I headed to a harder bar, but it wasn’t easyDus op weg naor 'n hardere kroeg, mar 't zat nie mee
Because suddenly it hit me, I had to hit the restroomWant plotseling gebeurde het, ik moes naor de WC
After an hour of struggling, I finally got it offNoa 'n uurke stoeien was-ie er aindelijk oit
Off with those way too tight pants and that red zipperOit die veul te strakke broek mee die rooie roit
But for the rest, everything's going greatMar veur de rest gaat alles wel blits
I just still have problems with this zipperIk had alleen nog mar problemen mee die rits

In the hard rock place, it was packedIn die hard-rock-tent zaat 't vol
Everyone was having a blastIedereen die had 't noar zunne zin
They were all getting wildZe ginge oit den bol
But with me, everything went wrong, what a fool I amMar mee main goat alles fout, wa zai ik toch unnen sul
Because my zipper ripped apart, so I stood there embarrassedWant munne rits scheurde oit mekaar dus stond ik veur lul
And the lady said, "Is it to your liking?En de juffrouw zee nog: "Is-ie naor oewe zin
With a little tug, you’ll get it in"Mee 'n bietje wringen kom d'r heus wel in"
But now I’m not looking good at allMaar nou maok ik dus himmel nie de blits
Because it really sucks with this zipperWant 't is mooi klote mee die rits