Murder, Skull Wrote

Once upon a time
On a dark and stormy night
In a haunted house up on a hill
Outside of fuckin town

A bored skull mastermined
An elaborate plan to kill a guy
And no one could figure out exactly
Where, with what, or fuckin how

Murder skull wrote murder
Skull wrote murder motherfucker
Murder skull wrote murder
On the wall

In big red bloody fuckin letters
Three feet fuckin tall
Murder skull wrote murder
Then skull wrote big fuckin skull

With nothing but a rope, a wrench
A revolver, knife, a candlestick
And a two foot fuckin two inch
Length of pipe made out of fuckin lead

The skull left every stupid piece of shit
Who fuckin questioned it
Defunct deceased extinct erased
Defaced and fuckin dead

Murder skull wrote murder
Skull wrote murder motherfucker
Murder skull wrote murder
On the wall

In big red bloody fuckin letters
Three feet fuckin tall
Murder skull wrote murder
Then skull wrote big fuckin skull

And when the skull got fuckin bored
It wrote ceiling to floor
Every single word it fuckin knew
That it could fuckin spell

Which meant annul, obliterate
Do away with, extirpate
Slaughter, slay, assassinate
Dispatch, or fuckin kill

Murder skull wrote murder
Skull wrote murder motherfucker
Murder skull wrote murder
On the wall

In big red bloody fuckin letters
Three feet fuckin tall
Murder skull wrote murder
Then skull wrote big fuckin skull

Murder skull wrote murder
Skull wrote murder motherfucker
Murder skull wrote murder
On the wall

In big red bloody fuckin letters
Three feet fuckin tall
Murder skull wrote murder
Then skull wrote big fuckin skull