Big Dick Dan

Big dick dan was a hell of a man,
He could jerk off and fill a garbage can.
He was a one percenter, he was mean and cruel,
He could fart in the gas tank and run top fuel.
They called him big dick dan, big dick dan, big dick dan,
All the school girl tramps'll tell ya he's a hell of a man.

Danny's shootin pool on a saturday night,
Up walked a stranger like he wanted to fight.
He must of said something big dan didnt like,
He dragged him outside and beat him with his own pipe.
They called him big dick dan, big dick dan, big dick dan,
All the school girl tramps'll tell ya he's a hell of a man.

When danny loved a woman he could touch her heart,
And he could eat pussy like a hungry shark.
Grab yourself by the toes, baby open up wide,
This ain't a little sportster, it's a superglide.
They called him big dick dan, big dick dan, big dick dan,
All the school girl tramps'll tell ya he's a hell of a man.

Well danny met a woman they call sally snatch,
The school girl tramps are sayin' danny met his match.
He must of died in pleasure, i know he died in sin,
She sucked his big dick till his head caved in.
They called him big dick dan, big dick dan, big dick dan,
All the school girl tramps'll tell ya he's a hell of a man.