Hellwater Keepsake

spoken in Hillbilly accent)
Voice 1:
Hey Vern, should we tell our fans we done made a record?
Voice 2:
Naw, they'll hear about us once we's gets all rich und famoos.
1:
Yeah swimmin' pools. Movie stars.
2:
Whoo-wee!!
I made myself a well today
I build it out of sones and hay
Thought it woudl fall, Vern said it's okay
It looks like hell
But it holds the water
It'll do us good
When the weather gets hotter
I may be dumb
But I'm lie maker
That well right there's
A Hellwater keepsaker
It looks like hell
But it holds the water
(MMM that mighty fine)
It'll do us good
When the weather gets hotter
(Gimme an ice cube sugar)
I may be dumb
But I'm no lie maker
That well there's
A Hellwater keepsaker
1:
Let's hold on to that one Vern
2:
Hey Leroy, this water tastes like cowshit.
1:
Huh?