Well, Did You Evah!

I Have Heard, Among This Clan, You Are Called the Forgotten Man.
Is That What They're Saying? Well, Did You Evah!
What a Swell Party This Is!

and Have You Heard the Story of a Boy, a Girl, Unrequited Love?
Sounds Like Pure Soap I May Cry.
Aw...
What a Swell Party This Is!

What Frails!
What Cocks!
What Broads!
What Jocks...
What Furs! They're Beautiful!
Why, I've Never Seen Such...
Yuppity!
Neither Did I.
It's All Just Too...
Swellegant!

This French Champagne...
So Good For the Brain.
That's What I Was Gonna Say!
Well, You Know You're a Brilliant Fellow.
Thank You, I Am!
Hehe, Drink Up Jim.

So... Have You Ever Been Out to L.a. Lately?
Well No, Not Recently.
Well, I Went There and Had a Rent-a-car and All...
Oh, Really?
Yeah and I Got Invited to Pia's House... Pia Zadora's House...
Really? Oh.
Yeah.
Was It Nice?
Well, I Didn't... I Didn't Go!
Oh! Hehe.
It Woulda Been Swell Though!
Shoulda Gone!
It Woulda Been Elegant!
Elegant.
Oh Wait, Look... Look Who's Coming in Now... Can You Believe It?
...i Hear They Dismantled Pickfair.
They Did.
It Wasn't Elegant Enough. Hehe!
Yeah. Probably Full of Termites.
Yeah.

It's Great!
It's Grand!
Wa Wa Wa Wa Wa Wa Wa Wa Wonderland!
La La La La La La La La La La La La La.
We Sing So Rare, Like Old Camembert.

Have You Heard the Dying Star - She Got Bit in the Astar Bar.
Sauced Again! Well, Did You Evah...
What a Swell Party This Is!

Have You Heard?
It's in the Stars.
Next July We Collide With Mars.
Well Did You Evah!

What a Swell Party.
What a Swell Party.
What a Swellegant Elegant, (Sm) Party...
Smarty?
Party... Yeah!
a Smarty Party?
I Am! a Smarty! I'm Pretty Smart!
You Are a Smarty For Coming to This Party.
Yeah, That's Right!
Well Piss Off.
Hehehe, That's Good! I Like That.