White Rabbit

One pill makes you larger, and
One pill makes you small, and the
Ones that mother gives you
Don't do anything at all.
Go ask Alice,
When she's ten feet tall.

And if you go chasing rabbits, and
You know you're going to fall, tell 'em
A hookah-smoking caterpillar
Has given you the call.
Call Alice,
When she was just small.

When the men on the chessboard
Get up and tell you where to go
And you've just had some kind of mushroom
And your mind is moving slow
Go ask Alice,
I think she'll know.

When logic and proportion have
Fallen sloppy dead, and
The white knight's talking backwards, and
The red queen's "off with her head!"
Remember what the dormouse said:
"feed your heeeeeeaaaaad!"
"feed your heeeeeeaaaaad!"