What's Her Teeth

I was at the coppertank
Late one friday night
My pants were soaked with urine
I felt a bit uptight
I looked under the table
And she lay underneath
I'd met her once or twice before
You know ole what's her teeth

Now at the Christmas party
The one our office had
I got a little wasted
Well wasted pretty bad
The last thing I remember
Was peeing on the Christmas wreath
I woke up the next morning
In the arms of what's her teeth

That girl she's quite a charmer
And so's her brother Keith
I think her dad's a farmer
I think his first name's heath
That girl she ain't no meatloaf
She 100% pure beef
Yeah she's the real mccoy
Yeah good ole what's her teeth

If I had a kingdom
And was a mighty ruler
And had a million dollar
She'd probably think me cooler
And if I was to her all
Fortune I'd bequeath
The one I'll love forever
Good ole what's her teeth

Cause we're Romeo and Juliet
Samson and Delilah
If she was a camel
Cigarette I'd walk a mile
I know I'll always love her
I'll fall down at her feet
She's all I could desire
Yeah you know what's her teeth