Wish I Woulda Known

I spent a little too much time at the krusty krab
And not enough time at home
Yeah I traded flippin' burgers for time I can't get back
I wish I woulda known, I wish I woulda known that

Fishing for jelly and drinkin' with gary
Would end up leaving me all alone
Weenie hut jr's would crumble my future
And leave me with nowhere to go

I wish I, I wish I, I wish I, I wish I woulda known

Met you in the fields with a net in my hand
And a kelp shake on my breath
Asked you out for a sundae and maybe a dance
But damn I shoulda left you alone, I wish I woulda known that

Fishing for jelly and drinkin' with gary
Would end up leaving me all alone
Weenie hut jr's would crumble my future
And leave me with nowhere to go

I wish I, I wish I, I wish I, I wish I woulda known

Take it away squiddy
Okay
Stop stop
Take it away kelpy g

Kicking with sandy and doing karate
Would leave me with nobody at home
Now you're out with a new man who looks like pinhead
I swear to neptune I wish I woulda known

Fishing for jelly and drinkin' with gary
Would end up leaving me all alone
Weenie hut jr's would crumble my future
And leave me with nowhere to go

I wish I, I wish I, I wish I, I wish I woulda known