Leslie

On the first day of school yeah
My very first day
I was peeping at the girls
Through my dark shades
Viewing the view
And seeing the scenes
When I saw a young lady
In skintight jeans
I said hey baby
I see you walk past
But the bell was ringing loud
Had to get to class
Than later in that day
I saw her one floor
And I kinda took a stroll
Across the floor
Ask for her name
She balls for a few
Said her name is izzy
What can I do for you

Yo take off
Your clothes for me leslie
Oh boy you got
To say simon's say
Yo take off
Your clothes for me leslie
Oh boy you got
To say simon's say
Yo take off
Your clothes for me leslie
Oh boy you got
To say simon's say
Yo take off
Your clothes for me leslie
Oh boy you got
To say simon's say

The school day was over
Home all along
I heard the ding a ling
Of the telephone
Hello who's calling
She said it's me
I asked excuse me
She said leslie
I said I'm coming over
She said no way
I asked her why
You have another date
She said I'm
This year with a friend
Then I thought I heard
The voice of my man ken
And my man dan
And his boy chad
They were all screaming
Let's back to the band

Yo take off
Your clothes for me leslie
Oh boy you got
To say simon's say
Yo take off
Your clothes for me leslie
Oh boy you got
To say simon's say
Yo take off
Your clothes for me leslie
Oh boy you got
To say simon's say
Yo take off
Your clothes for me leslie
Oh boy you got
To say simon's

Two weeks later
All day and night
A hundred other girls
Screaming for a boy white
And let the jeans win
From tight to tight
She started song with signs
Of freakazoid item
But feed it in hoppin
From jock to jock
And she wasn't satisfied
Too she rocked the whole block
Wear red hats
She knows you'll see her
Got more moves
Than any wide receiver
Her lips flood everything
Her brain could be
First she freaks you
Then she freaks me
Every time I saw her
She was ready like freddy
But my name is boy white
Not "ed spaghetti"
To let me now
The type of girl
That I marry
Working and jerking
Every tom dick and harry
Man if you want that
Do get no static
Just get her in the crib
It's almost automatic
Ooow!

Yo take off
Your clothes for me leslie
Oh boy you got
To say simon's say
Yo take off
Your clothes for me leslie
Oh boy you got
To say simon's say
Yo take off
Your clothes for me leslie
Oh boy you got
To say simon's say
Yo take off
Your clothes for me leslie
Oh boy you got
To say simon's

This is my dude
I’ll say to you
Of a girl who starves
For whoop de doo
When I say it's true
Just ask the crew
Cause they have live
And you
Can doo