Big Things In Big Packages

There is this fat, fat lady on da beach.
Jiggle roll jiggle, one piece tie dye swimsuit bouncing round and round.

She sets her things down waddles up to the water gets her shins wet looks around and smiles.

She goes back to her things and sits down.

She begins to apply sun tanning lotion to her body yes this fat, fat lady on this beach has the nerve to apply sun tanning lotion all over her over efficient thighs she's done and then sighs.

She lays back, falls back kerplunk.
She closes her eyes and begins to sunbathe.

She's content and don't care
She's beautiful don't you dare

God's fixed and his eyes stare, if only they all loved as that beauty there