If Tommy Duncan's Voice Was Booze

Once I had a rowdy streak
Wilder than a Texas game
Throwin' 'em down in old Fort Worth town
And wakin' in the Waco jail
I been sober fifteen years
I walk a real straight line
But if Tommy Duncan's voice was booze I'd stay drunk all the time

If I was a Gulf Coast voodoo queen
I'd make you fall in love with me
If I was a hound I'd track you on down
And put you up a live oak tree
If standin' me up cost you one cent
Then I'd have a Yankee dime
And if Tommy Duncan's voice was booze I'd stay drunk all the time

If I had an old cast iron stove
I'd whip us up a rhubarb pie
With berries and cream
Wouldn't that be a dream?
Then I could lay right down and die
And if I had a time machine I'd set it to thirty-nine
And if Tommy Duncan's voice was booze I'd stay drunk all the time

All the time
All the time
And if Tommy Duncan's voice was booze I'd stay drunk all the time

And if Tommy Duncan's voice was booze I'd stay drunk all the time