Brojob: Exposed?

Ladies and gentlemen
I've got some incredible news to share with you today
The band Brojob have been putting
Thick riffs into deathcore songs
That seem to be turning the frogs gay
As you know they are all members
Of a celestial vampiric Illuminati council
Trying to sabotage the deathcore genre
They claim to have the smallest dicks in the industry
But they refuse to comment on their balls
I have reason to believе this record label
They arе signed to called Hallowed Records
Is microchipping the band's asses as well
Which is creating a hybrid dick-and-balls organ
To replace the brain
You cannot make this stuff up, folks
They are doing it
Right in front of our eyes, damn it!