Lazzy Ass

My lazy ass
My lazy ass
Think I’ll sit for a bit
On my lazy ass
Hope I don’t have a kid
Who’s a lazy ass
What a lazy ass
He’ll make trips to the market and
Vacuum my carpet
For my lazy ass
For my lazy ass (get em boy)

We’re all just the laziest of lazies
Maybe we can tie each other
Down to the ground
We’ll find comfort in company and
Bask in mediocrity
Don’t walk to work
Or join a team
We’ll flex for fun
Feel nothing in-between

My lazy ass
La la la
My lazy ass
La la la
Hope I find a lady
Who’s fine with being lazy
She’s the greatest ass!
She's the greatest ass!
We’re all just the laziest of lazies
Maybe we can get it together
Someday
Someway
No way