Where's my pen?

Where's my fucking pen?
I can't find you,
where are you hiding,
I can't find you,
I'm sure you hiding for me
Can someone tell me,
where the little bastard is?
Can someone tell me
how many minutes do there go
before i'm getting nuts?
I look in the bush,
I look in my tree
but it's only fucking leaf,
I motherfucking see.
I look in the bush,
I look in my tree,
Die you motherfucking pen,
who I can't see.
Die!