Primitive Enema

La la, primitive enema
La la, primitive enema
I've been sitting on the pot all fucking day
I've read all my magazines-twice!
I gotta get on with my fucking life
There's one thing left that I haven't tried
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I need a primitive enema
No, I need a primitive enema
No, I need a primitive enema
La la, primitive enema
I gladly spent the forty bucks
I spend more than that to spurt my nuts-love!
You wouldn't understand the joy I felt
When they finally yanked the butt plug out
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People say that I'm full of shit
They don't know the half of it-no!
You might think that I'm sick and wrong
But try it and you'll know where I'm coming from
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Desperate people do desperate things
You don't know the joy it brings
Desperate people do desperate things
You don't know the joy it brings
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