The Dance of the Abominable Inflatable Flávio

A Dança do Abominável Boneco Inflávio

He went up on stage bouncing and joyfulSubiu no palco saltitante e contente
Almost 50 playing the teenagerQuase 50 bancando o adolescente
He showed up jumping around, like a crazy foolSurgiu pulando, feito um bobo alucinado
Looking just like a runaway trainParecendo até um trem desgovernado
And his hopeE a sua esperança
With that danceCom essa dança
Was to win over some trustEra conquistar alguma confiança

But his groove went wrongMas deu errado o seu gingado
He's about as trustworthy as a creepÉ tão confiável quanto um cretino
Inflatable FlávioBoneco Inflávio
But his groove went wrongMas deu errado o seu gingado
He's about as trustworthy as a creepÉ tão confiável quanto um cretino
Inflatable FlávioBoneco Inflávio

He went up on stage bouncing and joyfulSubiu no palco saltitante e contente
Almost 50 playing the teenagerQuase 50 bancando o adolescente
He showed up jumping around, like a crazy foolSurgiu pulando, feito um bobo alucinado
Looking just like a runaway trainParecendo até um trem desgovernado
And his hopeE a sua esperança
With that hot messCom essa lambança
Was to win over some trustEra conquistar alguma confiança

But his groove went wrongMas deu errado o seu gingado
He's about as trustworthy as a creepÉ tão confiável quanto um cretino
Inflatable FlávioBoneco Inflávio
But his groove went wrongMas deu errado o seu gingado
He's about as trustworthy as a creepÉ tão confiável quanto um cretino
Inflatable FlávioBoneco Inflávio

Look at how he swaysVeja como bamboleia
What secondhand embarrassmentQue vergonha alheia
Ugh, I just want to unsee itIh! Eu quero é desver!
Ah, here comes JavierAh! Lá vem o Javier