El Gordito Más Gordo

The Fattest Chubby Guy

El Gordito Más Gordo

I'm the fattest chubby guyYo soy el gordito más gordo
In this whole placeDe todo este lugar
My belly's about to burstSe me revienta la panza
My pants won't even close.No me cruza el pantalón.

That's why, y'allPor eso, yoooo
I wanna lose weightQuiero adelgazar
I wanna lose weightYo quiero adelgazar
I wanna be as light as a bird.Yo quiero ser igual que un pajarito.

And when people see me walkY al verme caminar
They'll say:La gente me dirá:
How cute and slim Walito is.Que lindo y que delgado está walito.

He wants to lose weightÉl quiere adelgazar
He wants to lose weightÉl quiere adelgazar
He wants to be as light as a bird.Él quiere ser igual que un pajarito.

That's why now I only eatPor eso que ahora como
If there's stewTan solo si hay cazuela
Because I wanna lose weight.Porque quiero adelgazar.

I'm the chubby guy on TVYo soy el guatón de la tele
And I wanna be a heartthrobY quiero ser galán
Heartthrob of a soap operaGalán de una teleserie
And star of the channel.Y estrella del canal.

That's why, y'allPor eso, yoooo
I wanna lose weightQuiero adelgazar
I wanna lose weightYo quiero adelgazar
I wanna be as light as a bird.Yo quiero ser igual que un pajarito.

And when people see me walkY al verme caminar
They'll say:La gente me dirá:
How cute and slim Walito is.Que lindo y que delgado está walito.

He wants to lose weightÉl quiere adelgazar
He wants to lose weightÉl quiere adelgazar
He wants to be as light as a bird.Él quiere ser igual que un pajarito.

That's why now I only eatPor eso que ahora como
If there's stewTan solo si hay cazuela
Because I wanna lose weight.Porque quiero adelgazar.

Because he wants to lose weight.Porque quiere adelgazar.

Because I wanna lose weiiiight, hahaPorque quiero adelgazaaaar, jaja