El Soltero

The Bachelor

El Soltero

Once I was married, and I was disappointedUna vez yo fui casado, y quede desengañado
That the woman who cries, is too muchDe que la mujer que llora, es por demás

As soon as I go out the door, I left it slightly openNomás me salgo a la puerta, la he dejado un poco abierta,
The mailman enters from the front and the milkman from behindSe mete al cartero al frente y al lechero por detrás

How happy is the bachelor, who ties his pantsQue feliz es el soltero, que se amarra el pantalón
Now I look for a single woman like meAhora busco una soltera como yo

I don't want to be your husband anymore, don't think it's because of jealousyYa no quiero ser tu esposo, no lo creas que por celoso
The skirt never commands, if the one in charge is the underwearLa faldilla nunca manda, si el que manda es el calzón

No one tells me anything anymore, if I arrive in the early morningYa nadie me dice nada, si llego en la madrugada
Like that little morning when I arrivedComo aquella mañanita en que llegue

You hit me with the chair, and the tortilla stickMe tiraste con la silla, y el palo de las tortillas,
I ran out in my underwear, almost caught a coldEn calzón salí corriendo, que por poco me resfrié

How happy is the bachelor, who ties his pantsQue feliz es el soltero, que se amarra el pantalón
Now I look for a single woman like meAhora busco una soltera como yo

I don't want to be your husband anymore, don't think it's because of jealousyYa no quiero ser tu esposo, no lo creas que por celoso
The skirt never commands, if the one in charge is the underwearLa faldilla nunca manda, si el que manda es el calzón