El Infiernito

The Little Hell

El Infiernito

Diaper bags armoredPorta pañales blindados
Flexible and enduringFlexibles y aguantadores
Wears a bib on the chestDe pechera usa un babero
And honey pacifiersY de miel son los chupones
Drinks only powdered milkPistea pura leche nido
Ice cold in bottlesBien helada en biberones

Looks like 5 years oldAparenta los 5 años
But not even 4 yetPero ni acompleta 4
Just about to start kindergartenApenas va a entrar al kinder
And has everyone traumatizedY trae a todos traumados
Poor teachersPobrecitas las maestras
They'll be running errands for himLe van a hacer los mandados

He's a little hell on wheelsEs un infiernito andando
All day causing mischiefTodo el día hace travesuras
Never stays still for a momentNo se queda un rato quieto
Just seeing him gives heartburnCon verlo provoca agruras
And even though he never leaves the houseY aunque no sale de casa
There are adventures to tellPa contar hay aventuras

Breaks, throws, and scattersQuiebra tira y desparpaja
Everything he findsTodo lo que va encontrando
What he doesn't crush, he eatsLo que no aplasta se come
Trash, stuck gumBasura chicles pegados
He's like a vacuum cleanerParece una aspiradora
Leaves nothing behindNo deja nada tirado

He speaks very few wordsEs de muy pocas palabras
Still doesn't know how to talkTodavía no sabe hablar
Fixes everything in a rushArregla todo en caliente
Doesn't understand what arguing isNo entiende que es alegar
He just bitesEl nomás hecha mordidas
Pity the one who makes him angryPobre el que lo haga enojar

Breaks everything, throws everythingRompe todo tira y todo
Whether liquids or powdersYa sea líquidos o polvos
With a fork he pokesCon un tenedor va y pica
The plugs and the holesLos enchufes y los hoyos
And if he finds a markerY si se encuentra un plumón
That's the real troubleEso si es la perdición

Agugu babai goodbyeAgugu babai adiós
The little hell says goodbyeSe despide el infiernito
Bring him a fruit pureeTráiganle un gerber de frutas
And a nice cold bottleY un bibi bien heladito
Chaka chaka chaka chakaChaka chaka chaka chaka
Here ends the little tale.Aquí acaba el corridito.