La Era De La Copiaera

The Era of Copying

La Era De La Copiaera

(Teacher): Good morning dear students, the basic street 13 class is about to begin, please...DON'T CHEAT!(Profesora): Muy buenos dias queridos estudiantes, la clase de calle 13 básica va a comenzar, por favor...NO SE COPIEN!
(Calle 13): To start off, you don't resemble me, not even if you do witchcraft, nonsense, or pray 100 times, you don't resemble me...there will only be one Resident Calle 13, this track is dedicated to you so you can kiss my a**, tell your boss, don't make things up, the only one who makes people sh*t pubic hair, the only one who can humiliate you in front of an audience, yours stinks like a public bathroom turd, my tongue has no brakes, every day I train, I practice and effortlessly chew you without teeth, you're easy, a pot, a little cake, you're small to me, tiny, in a little song I tell you, mine burns like jalapeño, yours bores me and makes me sleepy, that's why you can't sell even in a pawn shop, my style, my lyrics, I'm the only owner, you say mine was milk? WELL, WITH MY MILK I REWARD YOU!..(Calle 13): Pa' empezar adelante, tu a mi no te pareces, ni aunque hagás brujerias, villerias o rezes 100 veces, tu a mi no te pareces..solamente va a haber un solo Residente Calle 13, este corte dedicada a ti pa' que el culo me bese', dicelo a tu jefe, que no invente, con el unico que pone a la gente a cagar pelo púbico, con el único, que te puede humillar frente a un publico, lo tuyo apesta a mojón de baño publico, mi lengua no tiene frenos, todo los dias yo entreno, yo si practico y a fiaca me guillao' sin dientes te mastico, tu éres fácil, un pote, un bizcochito, tu pa' mi eres chiquito, micro, pequeño, en cantito yo te digo, lo mio pica como jalapeño, lo tuyo aburre y me da sueño, por eso tu no vendes ni en una casa de empeño, de mi estilo, de mi lírica, yo soy el unico dueño, tu dice' que lo mio fue leche?, PUES CON MI LECHE YO TE PREMIO!..
A shoutout to those who want to be like this guy..Why don't they suck my d***, I repeat, why don't they suck my d***, I repeat, why don't they suck my d***, A shoutout to those who want to be like this guy, Why don't they suck my d***, I repeat, Why don't they suck my d***, I repeat, Why don't they suck myyy..Because we're in the era of copying, if I let them, they copy my whole life, I'm stealing the show out there, I have the competition with no food in the fridge, I have the competition running to the bathroom, yours is as boring as John Ruiz against Frez Okendo, I don't care if I sell or not, I can spend my whole life at home playing Nintendo, living with my mom until I'm 50, peeing all over the toilet seat in the bathroom, looking at porn magazines and hurting myself, stranded without a car, taking the Cataño boat, but it's not like that, for this nonsense is what I was born, follow my lead and you'll be happy..I know my style is weird, but speak clearly, no one had stopped your d*** before coming traveling..You want to be like me? Well, here I have the manuals, first you have to aim at the f***ing feds, throw it in the government's face with salami, win an MTV, win 3 Grammys, have the governor invite you to rap at the fortress, get all of Puerto Rico to shave lines in their heads, in the middle of a strike fill a whole coliseum, you have to get the whole genre to fart, Because...you ruined the genre! and no one can stand you! you have the veterans voting BOOM! in the throat, now the old folks hate you and all the Japanese and in the middle of eight months there have to be like 90 Calle 13, A shoutout to those who want to be like this guy..Why don't they suck my d***, I repeat, why don't they suck my d***, I repeat, why don't they suck my d***, I repeat, A shoutout to those who want to be like this guy..Why don't they suck my d***, I repeat, why don't they suck my d***, I repeat, why don't they suck myyy...Un saludo a los que quieren parecerse a este tipo..Porque no me chupan el pito, repito, porque no me chupan el pito, repito, porqu e no me chupan el pito, Un saludo a los que quieren parecerse a este tipo, Porque no me chupan el Pi-to, Re-pito, Porque no me chupan el Pito, Re-pito, Porque no me chupan ellll..Porque estamos en la era de la copiaera, si los dejo se copian de mi vida entera, me estoy robando el Chow por allá fuera, tengo a la compe sin comida en la nevera, a la competencia pal' baño los tengo corriendo, lo tuyo es aburrido como John Ruiz contra Frez Okendo, a mi sin cojones si vendo o no vendo, yo me puedo quedar toda mi vida en mi casa jugando nintendo, viviendo con mi ma' hasta los 50 años, meando toa' la tapa del inodoro en el baño, mirando revistas pornográficas y haciendome daño, arrollado sin carro, cojiendo la lancha de cataño, pero no es asi, pa' esta pendejada es lo que yo nací, sigue mi nariz y serás feliz..yo se que mi estilo es raro, pero habla claro, nadie te habia parao' la pinga antes de venir viajando..Quieren parecerse a mi? Pues aqui tengo los manuales, primero hay que tirarle a los fucking federales, tirarle al gobierno en la cara con salami, ganar un Mtv, ganar 3 grammys, que el gobernador te invite a cantar rap en la fortaleza, poner a to' Puerto Rico, a hacerse rayas en la cabeza, en medio de una huelga llenar to' un coliseo, tienes que poner a todo el genero a tirarse' pedos, Porque...dañaste el genero! y ya nadie te aguanta! tienes a los veteranos votando PUM! por la garganta, ya te odian los viejitos y todo' lo' japonese' y en medio de ocho mese' tienen que haber como 90 calle 13, Un saludo a los que quieren parecerse a este tipo..Porque no me chupan el pito, repito, porque no me chupan el pito, repito, porqu e no me chupan el pito, repito,Un saludo a los que quieren parecerse a este tipo..Porque no me chupan el pito, repito, porque no me chupan el pito, repito, porqu e no me chupan ellllll...
(TEACHER): I hope you have learned today's lesson..keep practicing, you'll be left singing, I swear..........OH!! And stop smoking weed!(PROFESORA): Espero que hayan aprendido la leccion de hoy..sigan practicando, que se van a quedar con el canto, se los Juro..........AH!! Y Dejen de fumar marihuana!