Japón

Japan

Japón

What will they think of us in Japan ponQue pensaran de nosotros en japon pon
It must be good what they think in Japan pondebe ser bueno lo que piensan en japon pon
Ricky hit it with the chiqui bon bonRicky la pego con el chiqui bon bon
And even in Hong Kong they listen to reggaeton tony hata en Hong Kong se escucha reggaeton ton
(Stupid!!!(etupido!!!
Hong Kong is in China)Hong Kong es en china)
-- It doesn't matter but I hit the fucking gasolina-- no importa pero pego la fucking gasolina
I hit the fucking gasolina more than in Carolinapego la fucking gasolina ma que en carolina
And we push it hard without vaseliney se la empujamo monga sin vaselina
And we push it hard without margariney se la empujamo monga sin margarina
And we push it hard really hardy se la empujamos monga bien monga

I take the little Chinese girl with her umbrellaYo me llevo a la chinita con to y sombrilla
I put her on the cartla monto en la carretilla
And I take her for a walk over the bonsaiy la llevo a pasear por encima de lo bonsai
Then we stop in Shanghai to eat chicken feetdepue paramo en changai a comer chiken patai
-(Stupid!!!! that's Thai)-(etupido!!!! eso ta tailande)
-- It doesn't matter if it's Thai, Chinese, or Japanese-- no importa si es tailande chino o japone
All are the same, all speak backwardsto son iguale to hablan alreve
All are the same, all speak tangledto son iguale todo hablan enredao
With their eyes slanted and eat sittingcon los ojos achinao y comen sentao
Without shoessin zapato
They sit down to eat cat stewse sientan a comer asopao de gato
And if there's no cat on the plate, they eat dog skewersy si no hay gato en el plato pue comen pincho eh perro
-- The meat of hair has a lot of ice-- la carne de pelo tiene mucho mucho hielo
-- a lot of iron-- mucho hierro
-- a lot of ice-- mucho hielo
-- iron-- hierro
-- ice-- hielo
-- iron-- hierro
-- ice.-- hielo.

-- What will they think of us in Japan pon-- Que pensaran de nosotros en japon pon
It must be good what they think in Japan pondebe ser bueno lo que piensan en japon pon
Ricky hit it with the chiqui bon bonRicky la pego con el chiqui bon bon
And even in Hong Kong they listen to reggaeton tony hata en Hong Kong se escha regueton ton
-- Stupid!!!-- etupido!!!
Hong Kong is in ChinaHong Kong es en china
-- It doesn't matter but I hit the fucking gasolina-- no importa pero pego la fucking gasolina
I hit the fucking gasolina more than in Carolinapego la fucking gasolina ma que en carolina
And we push it hard without vaseliney se la empujamo monga sin vaselina
And we push it hard without margariney se la empujamo monga sin margarina
And we push it hard really hardy se la empujamos monga bien monga

What I know is that they are tough in acrobaticsYo lo que se que tan duro en la acrobacia
In ping pong and gymnasticsen el pin pon y la gimnasia
I also know that they have invented everything they sell you in a pharmacytambien se que se han inventao to lo que te vende en una farmacia
And that when they do a favor, they bow their heads without saying thank youy que cuando le hacen un favor bajan la cabeza sin decir gracias
-- That's part of our culture-- eso eh palte de nuestla cultula
-- The culture-- la cultura
-- The culture-- la cultula
-- The culture.-- la cultura.

-- Stupid, what's your stupidity-- Etupido cual eh tu etupide
In Puerto Rico they also speak badlyalla en puelto lico hablan mal tambien
Besides, in Puerto Rico they are all dumbadema alla en puelto lico son tolo uno bluto
They are not smartno son atuto
We in Japan arenosotlo en japon somo
Mathematiciansmatematico
Algebraicalgeblaico
Calculuscalculo
Precalculusplecalculo
Supercalculussupelcalculo
Well, that's what I calculatebueno eso eh lo que yo calculo

-- That's fine but in Puerto Rico there are bad butts and more-- eta bien pero en puerto rico ay mal nalga y hay ma
Ass more mule more hip, in Japan what there is is a fuckingculo ma mulo ma cadera alla en japon lo que hay es una fucking
Cactus!!chumbera!!
You Japanese are like the capicú chickenutede lo japonese son como el pollo capicú
Yellowish and wrinkledamarillento y pelleju
Hahaha...jajaja...
Daddy, you stay at zero capi cu where's the calculation now??papi te quedate en cero capi cu donde ta el calculo ahora??

-- That's fine but in Japan we know karate-- Etabien pero en japon nosotlo sabemo kalate

-- Here in Puerto Rico it doesn't matter, we hit you with a bat-- aca en puerto rico no importa te metemo con un vate

-- I want to eat alo alo flito.-- yo quiero come alo alo flito.

-- What will they think of us in Japan pon-- Que pensaran de nosotros en japon pon
It must be good what they think in Japan pondebe ser bueno lo que piensan en japon pon
Ricky hit it with the chiqui bon bonRicky la pego con el chiqui bon bon
And even in Hong Kong they listen to reggaeton tony hata en Hong Kong se escha regueton ton
-- Stupid!!!-- etupido!!!
Hong Kong is in ChinaHong Kong es en china
-- It doesn't matter but I hit the fucking gasolina-- no importa pero pego la fucking gasolina
I hit the fucking gasolina more than in Carolinapego la fucking gasolina ma que en carolina
And we push it hard without vaseliney se la empujamo monga sin vaselina
And we push it hard without margariney se la empujamo monga sin margarina
And we push it hard really hardy se la empujamos monga bien monga