Roast Yourself Challenge

Roast Yourself Challenge

Roast Yourself Challenge

They tell the truthDicen la verdad
That we only kissQue solo nos besamos
When we have to pretendCuando tenemos que aparentar

That I can't danceQue no sé bailar
Jaramillo has more rhythmTiene más ritmo jaramillo
Trying to coordinateIntentando coordinar

(So cute my hater can't stop looking at me)(Tan lindo mi hater no me deja de mirar)
(So cute my hater can't stop looking at me)(Tan lindo mi hater no me deja de mirar)

That I look badQue me veo mal
I buy kilos of makeupKilos de maquillaje compro
To be able to fix myselfPa' poderme arreglar

And how short you areY qué enana estas
That to be able to kiss you on the streetQue pa' poder besar a calle
I have to stand on tiptoeYo me tengo que empinar

They call us childish, grow up!Le dicen infantiles, ¡maduren!
Stop talking like babiesDejen de hablar como bebés
Who's the man in the relationship?¿Quién es el hombre de la relación?
It's me, it's meSoy yo, soy yo

You say it, and I know itLo dices tú, y lo sé yo
We're millionaire twinsSomos gomelas millonarias
And a bit brainlessY un poco descerebradas
I know, you still see usYa sé, igual nos ves
And you keep financing usY aún nos sigues financiado
The whims of a Chanel bagLos caprichos de un bolso chanel
You, you, you don't shut up, sillyTú, tú, tú no te callas boba
Poché never lets me talkPoché nunca me deja hablar
You, you, you take off that highlightTú, tú, tú quítate ese highlight
You're going to blind meQue ciega me vas a dejar

Are you calling me short?¿Me estás diciendo enana?
Why don't you bend down and say it to my face?¿Por qué no te agachas y me lo dices en la cara?
Gas act like we're girlfriends, ewwGas actuar que somos novias mk, eww
WtfWtf

And without SebastiánY sin sebastián
Only his mom and dad would know of his existenceSolo sabrían de su existencia su mamá y su papá
They tell the truthDicen la verdad
That we only kissQue solo nos besamos
When we have to pretendCuando tenemos que aparentar

Oh hey fat girl stop eating!¡Ay oye gorda deja de comer!
Who's telling me?¿Quién me lo dice?
Oh it's you babyAh eres tú bebé
Who's the man in the relationship?¿Quién es el hombre de la relación?
It's me, it's meSoy yo, soy yo

You say it, and I know itLo dices tú, y lo sé yo
We're millionaire twinsSomos gomelas millonarias
And a bit brainlessY un poco descerebradas
I know, you still see usYa sé, igual nos ves
And you keep financing usY aún nos sigues financiado
The whims of a Chanel bagLos caprichos de un bolso chanel
You, you, you don't shut up, sillyTú, tú, tú no te callas boba
Poché never lets me talkPoché nunca me deja hablar
You, you, you take off that highlightTú, tú, tú quítate ese highlight
You're going to blind meQue ciega me vas a dejar

Instead of injecting your lipsEn vez de inyectarse los labios
Why don't you inject some neurons?¿Por qué no se inyectan neuronas?
They're fake gays and dyed blondesSon gays de mentiras y peliteñidas
I don't understand why they're trendyNo entiendo por qué están de moda
Poché has a name like an eggPoché tiene nombre de huevo
And I don't want Calle on the channelY a calle en el canal no quiero
We want to rotate to a gentlemanQueremos rotarnos a un caballero
That starts with mQue empiece por m
And ends in ruízY termina en ruíz

(So cute my hater can't stop looking at me)(Tan lindo mi hater no me deja de mirar)

You say it, and I know itLo dices tú, y lo sé yo
We're millionaire twinsSomos gomelas millonarias
And a bit brainlessY un poco descerebradas
I know, you still see usYa sé, igual nos ves
And you keep financing usY aún nos sigues financiado
The whims of a Chanel bagLos caprichos de un bolso chanel
You, you, you don't shut up, sillyTú, tú, tú no te callas boba
Poché never lets me talkPoché nunca me deja hablar
You, you, you take off that highlightTú, tú, tú quítate ese highlight
You're going to blind meQue ciega me vas a dejar

Oh Poché, I got bored, bring me waterAy poché, me aburrí tráeme agua