Introducing Me

I'm, I'm good at wasting time
I think lyrics need to rhyme and you're not asking
But I'm trying to grow a mustache

I eat cheese
But only on pizza, please
And sometimes on a homemade quesadilla
Otherwise, it smells like feet to me

And I
I really like it when the Moon looks like a toenail
And I love it when you say my name

If you wanna know, here it goes
Gonna tell you there's a part of me that shows if we're close
Gonna let you see everything
But remember that you asked for it

I'll try to do my best to impress
But it's easier to let you take a guess at the rest
But you wanna hear what lives in my brain
And my heart, well, you asked for it

For your perusing
At times confusing
Slightly amusing
Introducing me

Do-do, do-do-do-do-do
Do-do, do-do-do-do-do
La-da-da-da
La-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da

I never trust a dog to watch my food
And I like to use the word dude
As a noun, or an adverb, or an adjective

And I, I never really been into cars
I like really cool guitars and superheroes
And checks with lots of zeros on 'em

I love the sound of violins
And making someone smile

If you wanna know, here it goes
Gonna tell you there's a part of me that shows if we're close
Gonna let you see everything
But remember that you asked for it

I'll try to do my best to impress
But it's easier to let you take a guess at the rest
But you wanna hear what lives in my brain
And my heart, well, you asked for it

For your perusing
At times confusing
Possibly amusing
Introducing me

Well, you probably know more than you ever wanted to
So be careful when you ask next time

So, if you wanna know, here it goes
Gonna tell you there's a part of me that shows if we're close
Gonna let you see everything
But remember that you asked for it

I'll try to do my best to impress
But it's easier to let you take a guess at the rest
But you wanna hear what lives in my brain
And my heart, well, you asked for it

For your perusing
At times confusing
Hopefully amusing
Introducing me

Do-do, do-do-do-do-do
Do-do, do-do-do-do-do
Do-do-do-do

Introducing me