The Monster In My Closet

As long as I can remember
The monster in my closet
Would only come out when I fell asleep
Oh, so deep it would creep
Was it just in my head?
I would dread when mama said
Time for bed!
Was it up to no good or just misunderstood?

I said
That's not nice
I said
I'm gonna kick his ask
I'm gonna kick his ask
That's not nice

I said
That's not nice
I said
I'm gonna kick his ask
I'm gonna kick his ask
That's not nice

Fire in the back seat
Fire in the front seat
Chalk it up to bad luck
We ride together
We die together

Fire in the back seat
Fire in the front seat
Chalk it up to bad luck
We ride together
We die together

Is he gonna come in here?
Is he gonna come in here?
Is he gonna come in here?
Is he gonna come in here?
He's gonna kick my ask

I said
That's not nice
I said
I'm gonna kick his ask
I'm gonna kick his ask
That's not nice

I said
That's not nice
I said
I'm gonna kick his ask
I'm gonna kick his ask
Oh, okay

Turns out it was my only friend
It stuck with me until the very end
Don't break just bend
And now we're stardust
Each other we trust
Visiting other galaxies
To create new lands and seas

Fire in the back seat
Fire in the front seat
Chalk it up to bad luck
We ride together
We die together

Fire in the back seat
Fire in the front seat
Chalk it up to bad luck
We ride together
We die together