Astronaut On Horse

Your love
Is nothing but a fast food meatball sub
On an altitude impaired, 747 bearing nitro-glycerin.
It reminds me of being kicked in the face by a rabid kangaroo,
Having my eyes taped open before 24/7 children's programming...

I hate it when i fall down the stairs;
Everybody stares...
I hate it when i trip up the stairs;
Everybody laughs...

I wish
I were better looking, more pleasing to the eye.
So all the girls will attend my funeral, when i fall down the stairs
And die...
I hate it when i fall down the stairs
Everybody stares
I hate it when i trip up the stairs
Everybody laughs