It's Prom

At seven o'clock I will take you to the dance
At nine o'clock we'll be taking off our pants
Your parents marriage might be a mess
But we'll deny the pain with a brand new dress

It's prom, it's prom
I'm taking you to the prom

Beep beep
We're going in a rented Mercedes
Just watch out for those dumpster babies
I may be hip but I got something hipper
You put it in drinks and it's easy to slip her

It's prom, it's prom
I'm taking you to the prom, bitch
Get in the back of my van, you whore