El Hornazo

The Big Blow

El Hornazo

Chiky's, don't get freakyChiky's, no te pongas freaky
Iron my dickies and let's go rikiPlánchame los dickies y vámonos riki
Leave the hitter, in the car I haveDeja cargo el hitter, en la ranfla tengo
The cricker, don't worry, that's how you met meEl cricker la neta ni te agüites que así me conociste

Drops for distraction so the mother-in-law doesn't criticizeGotas pal despiste que la suegra no critique
Windows up high so the cops don't spotVidrios hasta arriba pa' que la chota no ubique
I don't bring a clique with me so relaxCon nadie traigo clique así que relajada
Mommy, don't get mad, don't make that faceMami, no te enojes ya no pongas esa cara

Crazy, your mouth is dry, your eyes are smallLoca, se te seco la boca traes los ojos chiquititos
Let me buy you a coke, I'll hit you with the big blowDeja te compro una coca, te pego el hornazo
Now I'm your clown, you got the gigglesAhora si soy tu payaso, ya te dio la risueña tu mamá
Your mom will shoot, I know she doesn't like meVa a echar balazos yo sé que no me quiere siempre
She looks at me real badMe mira bien gacho
Says I'm too crazy and also too drunkDice que soy muy loco y que también soy muy borracho
Let's see if she doesn't twist and starts acting like a foolA ver si no se tuerce y empieza a ser un pancho
Then she brings up finding another manLuego saca su rollo que te busques otro macho

Oh, little one, your mom really doesn't like meAy, chiquita, es que tu mamá no me quiere nada
Oh, little one, she'll get mad, you're well bakedAy, chiquita, se va a enojar, andas bien horneada
Oh, little one, your mom really doesn't like meAy, chiquita, es que tu mamá no me quiere nada
Oh, little one, she'll get mad, you're well bakedAy, chiquita, se va a enojar, andas bien horneada

Nothing, the lady doesn't like meNada, la doña no me traga
Says my music is evilQue mi música es malvada
That I look like I'm from the MaraQue parezco de la Mara
What's wrong with her? Just cool lines¿Oye que le pasa? Pura raya chida
That I've been collecting throughout my lifeQue he ido coleccionado a lo largo de la vida
That I'm not good for you, see where I come fromQue no te convengo, que veas de donde vengo
With what I have, I have and with that I support youCon lo que tengo, tengo y con eso te mantengo
Wherever I see you with a pacheca faceDonde te vaya viendo con la cara de pacheca
She'll throw the pots, the vase, and the flowerpot at meMe va a aventar las ollas, el florero y la maceta
Seriously, you look like a paletteNeta, te miras paleta
You'll get the sweet tooth when we're at the tableTe va a dar la golosa cuando estemos en la mesa
Why are you so posh and why am I so messy?¿Porque será tan fresa y porque seré tan guarro?
Cutie, I don't mess around but I flirt a lotChula, no me barro pero tira mucho carro

Oh, little one, your mom really doesn't like meAy, chiquita, es que tu mamá no me quiere nada
Oh, little one, she'll get mad, you're well bakedAy, chiquita, se va a enojar, andas bien horneada
Oh, little one, your mom really doesn't like meAy, chiquita, es que tu mamá no me quiere nada
Oh, little one, she'll get mad, you're well bakedAy, chiquita, se va a enojar, andas bien horneada

Baby, I'm not stubbornBaby, no me pongo necio
But your mom looks at mePero es que tu jefa me mira
Even with disdainHasta con deprecio
Surely she dedicates two, three songs by PaquitaSeguro me dedica dos, tres rolas de Paquita
While toasting for her daughter's healthMientras hace un brindis por la salud de su hijita
Damn, it's not coolChale, la neta no esta chido
I wanted to watch the gameQuería ver el partido
I'm going to be really boredVoy a estar bien aburrido
You get hormonal so I'll come with youTe pones hormonal para que venga contigo
And all my friends watching the game at SabinoY todos mis amigos viendo el juego en el sabino

Oh, little one, your mom really doesn't like meAy, chiquita, es que tu mamá no me quiere nada
Oh, little one, she'll get mad, you're well bakedAy, chiquita, se va a enojar, andas bien horneada

Here we go again with the same storyVa, otra vez el mismo el cuento
Sometimes I wonder whyA veces me pregunto porque
I endure so much, I keep hitting likeSoporto tanto, yo sigo pegando como
Pantro with the chacosPantro con los chacos
And the mother-in-law treats me as if I were a kidY la suegra me trata como si fuera un chamaco

Oh, little one, your mom really doesn't like meAy, chiquita, es que tu mamá no me quiere nada
Oh, little one, she'll get mad, you're well bakedAy, chiquita, se va a enojar, andas bien horneada
Oh, little one, your mom really doesn't like meAy, chiquita, es que tu mamá no me quiere nada
Oh, little one, she'll get mad, you're well bakedAy, chiquita, se va a enojar, andas bien horneada