Perfume Song

This one here smells great!
Which one?
Mmmm, smells like mother's crazy sister Kate
Oh, you think so?
Yes, I do! It smells so good!
She couldn't have been that crazy, I don't think so
Oh, you don't think so, huh?
No!
Well, she put her poodle one time in a microwave oven
To eat it?
Yeah
To eat it?
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, silly!
(No, no, no)
To dry it!
(No, no, no, no)
But it exploded and they were both found dead

She must have been out of her head
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
Here it is!
There's my favorite perfume!
We've been looking for everywhere
Why don't you buy one for me, too?
And I'll meet you at the door
Okay!
Okay, bye-bye!
Bye-bye
Bye-bye!