Mi Novia

My Girlfriend

Mi Novia

remember my love several years ago when we met at the barrecuerdas mi amor varios años atras cuando nos conocimos en la barra de un bar
you were savoring a delicious tamale with lots of creole sauce and a pitcher of beertu estabas saboreando un riquisimo tamal con harta salsa criolla y una jarra de cerveza
since then we always go out to eat during the day, at night, and even for lunchdesde aquella vez siempre salimos a comer de dia de noche y en el lonche tambien
you've turned into a gigantic pig, no matter what you eat, nothing upsets your stomachte has convertido en una marrana gigantesca coma lo que comas ya nada te indigesta
you love tacu tacu and your lomo saltado, you devour picarones, ice cream, and nougatte encanta el tacu tacu y tu lomo saltao, te empujas picarones helados y turrones
i don't even want to think about the size of your turds, it excites me to imagine you grabbing me and eating meno quiero ni pensar en el tamaño de tus mojones me exita imaginar que me agaras y me comes

that's why... lick me, eat me, chew me, grind me, swallow me, pass me, digest me, and shit me (repeat)por eso... lameme, comeme, masticame, triturame,tragame,pasame, digiereme y cagame(bis)

i adore how you can devour 40 salchipapas and a serving of ceviche, you never use andrews salt, you've never had colitis, your stomach and colon know nothing of gastritisadoro la manera en que puedes engullirte 40 salchipapas y una fuente de ceviche, no usas sal de andrews nunca has tenido colitis, tu estomago y tu colon nada saben de gastritis
you gobble up 100 chorizos, 100 churrascos, and blood sausages, that has caused all kinds of pimples, i would eat your pimples spread like butter and then have your urine with vanilla as dessertte empujas 100 chorizos, 100 churrascos y morzillas, eso te a generado toda clase de espinillas, me comeria tus granos untados cual mantequilla y luego como postre tus orines con vainilla
i like the smell of your pigs' aroma, chorizo, chalaca, and beans with fish, i would eat your rolls and your shitty underwear, i would like to take your canned farts with meme gusta como huele el aroma de tus chanchos a choro a la chalaca y frijoles con pescado, me comeria tus rollos y tu calzon cagado, me gustaria llevarme tus pedos enlatados

that's why... lick me, eat me, chew me, grind me, swallow me, pass me, digest me, and shit mepor eso... lameme, comeme, masticame, triturame,tragame,pasame, digiereme y cagame
that's why... lick me, eat me, chew me, grind me, swallow me, pass me, digest me, and shit me but only out of lovepor eso... lameme, comeme, masticame, triturame,tragame,pasame, digiereme y cagame pero solo de amor