Ronnie I

Ronnie was a rebel,
he also was a thief
He'd take your granny's pension and kick her false teeth
Stole his uncle's motor,
drove it into town
Ronnie was a hard man,
they'd never put him down
Ronnie didn't care,
didn't give a fuck
Take your fucking trousers when he was down on his luck

Prison was the place Ronnie wanted to be
In with all the bad guys just like you and me

Ronnie was a hero,
he watched it on TV
Semi-naked women and a corporate ID
Planned the biggest job the country's ever seen
A fuck off great big shotgun
Ronnie's really mean