Tabloid Suckass

Tighten another notch in the leash and share
the good news that'll never concern me - this gossip circle called my life in hell targeted marketing guaranteed to always sell. So don't ever question why, just keep your mouths open wide and when the bait's been hooked it's no surprise that some fat fucker's getting rich off your glazed over eyes. You motherfuckers you think I give a shit if Hugh Grant cheats on his wife or whatever the hell place was visited by princess Di? (or substitute with your own choice of media whore of choice). You don't even know these people but those tabloids in the checkout lines are screaming for a sucker just like you to be consumed by somebody elses life