Where do Babies Come From

De dónde vienen los bebés

Where do Babies Come From

Desde que era sólo una niña
Ever since she was just a child
Su mamá le dijo un montón de mentiras
Her momma told her a bunch of lies
Sobre cómo los bebés vinieron del cielo
About how babies came from the skies
Ahora ella es mayor
Now shes older
Ella realmente necesita respuestas para tranquilizarse
She really needs answers to put her at ease

mami, mami
Mommy, mommy
Dime por favor
Tell me please
¿De dónde vienen realmente los bebés?
Where do babies come from really?

Vienen de chicos que quieren sentarse sobre su culo
They come from boys who want to sit on their ass
Vienen de chicas a las que les gusta crecer demasiado rápido
They come from girls who like to grow up too fast
Vienen de gritos, peleas, sexo reconciliado
They come from screaming, fighting, makeup sex
Vienen de todos menos de ti o de los demás
They come from everybody but not you or else

Que hermoso desastre he hecho
What a beautiful mess I've made
Tiro leche a las paredes con rabia
I throw milk on the walls in rage
Oh, estoy tratando de olvidar el dolor
Oh, I'm tryna just forget the pain

Empujarlo lejos como él me jaló
Push him away like he pulled me about
Bloquea esa imagen de la que podría prescindir
Block out that image I could do without

Papi, papi
Daddy, daddy
Ayudame ahora
Help me now
¿Cómo apago esta lucecita?
How do I put this little light out?

Vino de chicos que no quieren estar solos
It came from boys who don't want to be alone
Vino de chicas que lamentablemente corrían demasiado lento
It came from girls who sadly were running too slow
Vino de gritar gritar
It came from screaming shouting
No no no
No, no, no
Vino de mí y el resto realmente no lo sé
It came from me and the rest I don't really know

Resulta
It turns out
No vienen del arcoiris y del amor
They don't come from rainbows and love
Vienen de niños tristes que empujan y empujan
They come from sad little boys who push and shove

No vienen de las hadas de la noche
They don't come from fairies at night
Vienen de niñas asustadas que no pudieron resistir
They come from scared little girls who couldn't put up a fight

Vienen de chicos que quieren sentarse sobre su culo
They come from boys who want to sit on their ass
Vienen de chicas a las que les gusta crecer demasiado rápido
They come from girls who like to grow up too fast
Vienen de gritos, peleas, sexo reconciliado
They come from screaming, fighting, makeup sex
Vienen de todos, incluido usted mismo
They come from everybody including yourself

Vienen de chicos que no quieren estar solos
They come from boys who don't want to be alone
Vienen de chicas que lamentablemente corrían demasiado lento
They come from girls who sadly were running too slow
Vienen de gritar gritar
They come from screaming shouting
No no no
No, no, no
Vienen de mi y el resto no lo sé muy bien
They come from me and the rest I don't really know