Mary Kate & Ashley

(And, do the paparazzi people do stuff to the pictures?)
(And, is the news really real?)

NYC, that's where I wanna be
Dollar bills, that's what I wanna see
I'm in need of a shopping spree
Retail therapy, and a rhinoplasty
Sorry to the DJs, I fuck athletes
I'm courtside, you fuck backseat
From backpage, all the way backstage
Sellin' out shows, and I'm leaving out the back way
That's so Chase, yup, that's me, ho
Turn a hotel room to a freakshow
Turn a coquette bitch to a freak ho
Act shallow, but I got a deepthroat
Milkshake brings the boys to the yard
In my bag, yeah, I'm in my Goyard
Dicks up when I step in the bar
My new look, make 'em all go hard

Pink thong, makе it drop
Ride it to the tippy-top
Blonde hair, fluoridе stare
They know me everywhere
Cheekbones, smokey eyes
Satin slip, zero-size
Fuck him once, he gon' want it again
Wishin' there was two of me, like the Olsen twins

Mary-Kate and Ashley
Mary-Kate and Ashley
(I'm skinny, I'm skinny, I'm skinny, I'm skinny)
Mary-Kate and Ashley
Mary-Kate and Ashley
(This is how I am right now, and I'm skinny as a needle)

Fuck it, I'ma wear a crop top in the cold
'Cause the seats stay heated in the Rolls
Stocks goin' up, while I'm slidin' down poles
My life's kinda lookin' like your goals
Make him cum quicker than a New York Minute
Wanna make a movie? I'm starrin' in it
I don't explain, if you get it, you get it
More famous than The Beatles, skinny as a needle

Pink thong, make it drop
Ride it to the tippy-top
Blonde hair, fluoride stare
They know me everywhere
Cheekbones, smokey eyes
Satin slip, zero-size
Fuck him once, he gon' want it again
Wishin' there was two of me, like the Olsen twins

Mary-Kate and Ashley
Mary-Kate and Ashley
(I'm skinny, I'm skinny, I'm skinny, I'm skinny)
Mary-Kate and Ashley
Mary-Kate and Ashley
(I'm skinny as a needle)

(It's a conspiracy theory that I'm actually interested in)