NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A (versión en español)

NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A (spanish version)

NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A (versión en español)

Hey, everybody! I'm Spamton G. Spamton, the number 1 salesman of 1997¡Hey, todo el mundo! Soy Spamton G. Spamton, el vendedor número 1 de 1997
That's a very impressive (heartshapedobject) you got thereEse es un (objetoformacorazón) muy impresionante el que tienes ahí
Why don't you let me take a look? Aahehehaheaha¿Por qué no me dejas darle un vistazo? Aahehehaheaha

Well, well! What do we have here?¡Vaya, vaya! ¿Qué hay aquí?
My eyes (burn) like (DVDs)Mis ojos (arden) cual (DVDs)
I have just the thing for youTengo algo justo para ti
Little (slime), just come herePequeño (slime), solo ven aquí
It's a (deal) you won't seeEs una (oferta) que no verás
Ever again in your (fleeting life)Nunca más en tu (vida fugaz)
Great prizes, yes you'll love them!¡Grandes premios, sí te encantarán!
Come, I want to negotiate!¡Ven, que quiero negociar!

It's for (freedom)Es por (libertad)
It's for (truth)Es por (la verdad)
Your (deals) to sellTus (tratos) vender
Your (shots) to makeTus (tiros) hacer
Special offer!¡Oferta especial!
Come on, accept it!¡Venga, acéptalo!
Your chanceTu oportunidad
To be a (big shot)De ser un (big shot)

Now's your chance to be a big shot!¡Ahora es tu oportunidad de ser un big shot!
These prices are so low that (everything's already dead)Estos precios son tan bajos que (ya todo se murió)
Now's your chance to be a big shot!¡Ahora es tu oportunidad de ser un big shot!
Don't you have (whacky stacks) in that dirty pants?¿No hay (whacky stacks) dentro de ese sucio pantalón?
I'm (honest), so (perfect) and coolSoy (honesto), tan (perfecto) y genial
It's (good) to always be (insured)Es (lo bueno) de estar siempre (asegurado)
Just tell me those (numbers on the back)Solo dime esos (números de atrás)
And maybe you can see my (hyperlink blocked)Y quizá puedas ver mi (hipervínculo bloqueado)

Kromer, transferKromer, transferir
Prizes for youPremios para ti
Leave it to me!¡Déjamelo a mí!
They're endless (deals)Son (tratos) sin fin
You'll be like meSerás como yo
Desperate!¡Desesperado!
You'll be like meSerás como yo
You'll be a big shotSerás un big shot

Alright, (kiddo)! That's the spirit¡Muy bien, (chico)! Esa es la actitud
That in (big shots) is a great virtueEso en los (big shots) es una gran virtud
These prices are gonna (kill me)Estos precios me van a (matar)
AhehaehaeAhehaehae
Please, (stop killing me) already!¡Por favor, (deja de matarme) ya!
Another deal I'm gonna (offer) youOtro trato te voy a (ofrecer)
For the low low price of (one thousand kromer)Por el bajo bajo precio de (mil kromer)
Single ladies in my briefcase!¡Chicas solteras en mi maletín!
This deal is for youEste trato es para ti

Why must we (suffer)?¿Por qué hay que (sufrir)?
Why must we (live)?¿Por qué hay que (vivir)?
When you can beCuando puedes ser
A (big shot) hereUn (big shot) aquí
The (strings) to cut!¡Los (hilos) cortar!
Come on, try it!¡Ven, inténtalo!
This is (freedom)Esto es (libertad)
It's being a big shotEs ser un big shot

Believe it or I was a (big shot)!¡Créelo o yo fui un (big shot)!
It was in that (ninety-seven) that my life changedFue en aquel (noventa y siete) que mi vida cambió
Now I just want your (generosity)Ahora solo quiero tu (generosidad)
And I'm not talking about money, that's not (integrity)Y no hablo de dinero, eso no es (integridad)
I'm a salesman, I never wanted (cash cash)Soy un vendedor, nunca quise (cash cash)
I don't want to (rush you), I won't (force you)No te quiero (apresurar), no te voy a (forzar)
And if you're ready and feel so (based)Y si ya estás preparado y te sientes tan (basado)
A (deal) is a (deal): (Hyperlink blocked)Un (trato) es un (trato): (Hipervínculo bloqueado)

It's for (freedom)Es por (libertad)
It's for (truth)Es por (la verdad)
Your (deals) to sellTus (tratos) vender
Your (shots) to makeTus (tiros) hacer
Special offer!¡Oferta especial!
Come on, accept it!¡Venga, acéptalo!
Your chanceTu oportunidad
To be a (big shot)De ser un (big shot)