Tiene Pelotas

He's Got Balls

Tiene Pelotas

It's unbelievable that you changed your nymphomaniaManda cojones que hayas cambiado la ninfomania
For regulation balls and the goalPor los balones de reglamento y la portería
It's got balls that you now prefer to watch a matchTiene pelotas que ahora prefieras ver un encuentro
A whole day of debauchery with tails insideA un día entero de desenfreno con rabos dentro

You're only excited by the referee's damn whistleSolo te excita el maldito pito del colegiado
And you suffer more watching Athletic than with sadomasochismY sufres más con ver al Atletic que con el sado
You say your cunt is a stadium and it doesn't admit guestsTu coño dices que es un estadio y no admite huespeds
And to top it all off, you're letting the grass grow too longY para colmo te estás dejando crecer el cesped
And I just hope that when they play in ParisY solo espero que cuando se juege en París
Give me a French speech for the Champions League finalMe hagas un francés para la final de la Champions League

Those were the days when I used to fuck you at nightQue tiempo aquel en que por las noches te la metia
Without the hassle of listening to Super GarcíaSin el coñazo de estar oyendo el supergarcía
One day, fed up, I wanted to try the other holeUn día ya harto quise probar el otro agujero
And you changed and I screwed you over with the crossbarY tu cambiaste y te di por culo con el larguero

When I approach you go and pull out a red card for meCuando me acerco vas y me sacas tarjeta roja
I look at my penis and say to him: Dude, you're not getting wet today eitherMe miro el pene y le digo: Amigo, hoy tampoco mojas
You've thrown away the dildo and the VaselineHas desechado el consolador y la vaselina
The Kama Sutra, porn movies, Ben Wa ballsEl kamasutra, las pelis porno, las bolas chinas

With so much football and so much cock, it happens that laterCon tanto fútbol y tanta polla pasa que luego
You tell everyone that I ejaculate when I'm offsideLe cuentas a todo el mundo que yo me corro en fuera de juego

Red card for excessive forceTarjeta roja por el abuso de fuerza bruta
Red card? Visa card and I'm going to a brothel¿Tarjeta roja? Tarjeta Visa y me voy de putas
When you sit down, the whole stand will light upCuando te sientas salta encendida toda la grada
And they all shout: She's not wearing panties, she's not wearing panties!Y gritan todos: ¡No lleva bragas, no lleva bragas!

One night while you were eating my eggsUna noche en que mientras me comias los huevos
You squeezed them and murmured, "Zero-zero draw."Los estrujabas y murmurabas empate a cero
You use my penis the same way the linesman uses his flagUsas mi falo igual que el linier usa su bandera
I have more than enough of your forward line for ballsPara balones a mí me sobra tu delantera

And I must admit that football, in what it isY he de admitir que del futból en lo que es
The only thing I like is that in the end you have to score, you have to runLo único que me mola es que al final tienes que meter, tienes que correr
You have to dribble until you can shoot in that spotTienes que driblar hasta disparar en ese lugar