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How happy I was with the Friday Plus pornCon lo feliz que era yo con la porno del plus de los viernes
And with the girls who live in the clubs that they call strip clubsY con las chicas que habitan los clubs que les dicen de alterne
Until one day a colleague told me about a rare aphrodisiacHasta que un día un colega me habló de un raro afrodisiaco
Invite a girl over to your house and make out with herInvítate a una pibita a tu casa y te la haces a saco
A few drops of strange when you're not looking in the glassUnas gotitas de'strangis cuando no mire en la copa
And in a moment you'll see how his clothes start to get in the wayY en un momento verás cómo empieza a estorbarle la ropa

I was collecting various excuses in my mobile phone's agendaFui cosechando en la agenda del móvil excusas variadas
I have a boyfriend, I'm a nun, I'm a lesbian, what a fucking painMe echado novio, soy monja, soy lesbi, joder qué putada
Until finally the second to last on the list agreed, although in my mindHasta que al fin la penúltima en lista accedió aunque en mi mente
I remembered her as somewhat narrow, very ugly and missing a couple of teethLa recordaba algo estrecha, muy fea y sin un par de dientes
For this case, I thought, "instead of drops I need a little trickle."Para este caso, pensé, "en vez de gotas preciso un chorrito"
And my hands shook and I poured half a bottle into the mojitoY me temblaron las manos y eché medio frasco al mojito

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She ripped off her skirt and threw her panties at the TVSe arrancó la falda y lanzó las bragas al televisor
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And he said to me: Now, this is an order, eat my flowerY me dijo: Ahora, esto es una orden, cómeme la flor
And what a strange flower, that tasted like pussyY que flor más rara, que sabía a coño
But at that point who said no?Pero a esas alturas quién decía que no

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The tongue asleep from moving it so much like a reptileLa lengua dormida de tanto moverla igual que un reptil
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Two and a half hours of cunnilingus and I was still a thousand miles awayDos horas y media con el cunilinguis y aún estaba a mil
And she moaned excitedly: Let's fuckY gimió exaltada: Vamos a follar
With a broken tongue and a withered neck I couldn't denyCon la lengua rota y el cuello atrofiado no pude negar

I was so happy as I was thinking as I crossed the hallCon lo feliz que era yo iba pensando cruzando el pasillo
With his balls shaking with fear in his underwearCon las pelotas temblando de miedo entre los calzoncillos
Half a second I'm going to the bathroom, he told me impatientlyMedio segundo que voy al servicio me dijo impaciente
And I'm praying - to God that he slips and breaks his foreheadY yo rezando -por Dios que resbale y se parta la frente
But when he heard the flushing of the cistern there was no way outPero al oír la cisterna sonar ya no había salida
I heard the door slowly open and feared for my lifeSentí entreabrirse despacio la puerta y temí por mi vida

He lunged at me and kissed me passionatelySe abalanzó sobre mí, me besó de forma apasionada
With my tongue in her mouth I thought: She really is toothlessYo con la lengua en su boca pensé: Sí que está desdentada
I licked her feet, she forced me into a black kiss with vice and lustLamí sus pies, me obligó a un beso negro con vicio y lujuria
She screamed madly and her ass roared with furyEnloquecida gritaba y su culo rugía con furia
And just a foot away from his anus I suddenly thought about escapingY a solo un palmo de su ano de pronto pensé en escaparme
But it was only fleeting because the bug started to scratch mePero fue solo fugaz porque el bicho empezaba a arañarme

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He grabbed my package and out of pure fear I got half hardMe agarró el paquete y de puro miedo me medio empalmé
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I came in her mouth and spitting out the semen, she started againMe corrí en su boca y escupiendo el semen, comenzó otra vez
Her veiny tits brushed against my scrotumSus tetas venosas rozaban mi escroto
Oh, what a strange mixture of disgust and pleasureAy, qué extraña mezcla de asco y de placer

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While I was riding her he caressed my rectum and put his thumb inMientras la montaba acarició mi recto y me metió el pulgar
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I've only used my ass to defecateYo que mi culito solo lo he utilizado para defecar
With his whole hand he searched for the fucking GCon toda la mano buscó el puto G
And in that position, between some spasms, I ejaculatedY en aquella pose entre algún espasmo fue que eyaculé

Girl, stay still, what are you doing with the whip, I said in horrorNiña estáte quieta, qué haces con la fusta, dije con horror
Tied to the bed I received more hosts than in communionAtado a la cama recibí más hostias que en la comunión
I only remember that they woke me up in the hospitalYa solo recuerdo que me despertaron en el hospital
With thread and needle to give me a stitch for anal tearCon hilo y aguja para darme un punto por desgarro anal

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The news was reporting a raid on a sex shopEl telediario daba la noticia, golpe en un sex-shop
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In which they sold an aphrodisiac that was actually rumEn el que vendían un afrodisiaco que en verdad era ron
With salt and pepper, soy, lime and mintCon sal y pimienta, soja, lima y menta
Absinthe and paracetamol dropsGotitas absenta y paracetamol

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You have a visitor, said a nurse all pissed offTiene una visita, dijo una enfermera toda empitonada
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He says his girlfriend comes to the hospital every dayDice que su novia viene cada día por el hospital
Won't you give me a kiss? A voice whispered¿No me das un beso? Susurró una voz
All in a cast, with a broken ass, who said no?Todo escayolado, con el culo roto quien decía que no
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