Mi princesa

My Princess

Mi princesa

My princessMi princesa
has no crownno tiene corona
she's not a personno es una persona
of blue bloodde sangre azulada
she doesn't live in absurd fairy talesno vive en absurdos relatos de hadas
she lives an unhealthy lifehace vida insana
turns so republican at nightde noche se vuelve tan republicana
she has no castleno tiene castillo
and wears thongs in red, purple, and yellowy lleva los tangas en rojo, morao y amarillo

My princessMi princesa
has no servantsno tiene lacayos
she doesn't trade callusesno cambia unos callos
for designer dishespor platos diseño
she left her Rolls & Royce at the pawn shopdejo su Rolls & Royce en la casa de empeños
next to a diamondal lado de un diamante
that caused a stir in Malasañaque por Malasaña daba un poco el cante
and she has her kingdomy tiene su reino
in the space between her legsen el hueco que hay entre sus piernas
where I lose my minddonde me despeino

Like Juana the MadCual Juana la Loca
she abdicates in my mouth for a cunnilinguspor un cunilinguis abdica en mi boca
she's not maliciousno tiene malicia
my princess, gentlemen, never presented the news...mi princesa señores jamás presentó las noticias...

My princessMi princesa
doesn't give a speechno da en Nochebuena
on Christmas Evediscurso en la cena
doesn't appear on stampsno sale en los sellos
don't show up on the euros she gives to the camelstampoco en los euros que da a los camellos
she doesn't give out trophiesno entrega trofeos
she's lost in the lethal perfume of desirele pierde el perfume letal del deseo
and no one can tie her downy no hay quien la ate
she doesn't need daddy and mommyno precisa a papá y a mamá
to checkmatepara dar jaque mate

My princessMi princesa
has a mortgagetiene una hipoteca
the fleur-de-lis is dryla flor de lis seca
and a crappy joby un curro basura
she doesn't have a Velázquez among her paintingsno tiene un Velázquez entre sus pinturas
she hangs out in barsfrecuenta garitos
where there are always more frogs than princesdonde siempre hay más ranas que principitos
she's overflowing with nobilityle sobra nobleza
although no one bows at her feet and treats her like royaltyaunque nadie se incline a sus pies y le trate de alteza

When we're aloneCuando estamos solos
she sweats so much protocol from her pussyle suda del coño tanto protocolo
she's not greedyno tiene avaricia
my princess, gentlemen, never presented the newsmi princesa señores jamás presentó las noticias
and she catches the fluy le entra la gripe
thinking we'll end up like Letizia and Felipede pensar que acabaremos igual que Letizia y Felipe